May 03, 2007

Wasn't He Married To Britney Spears? No. Wait. That's The Other Guy. I Can Never Remember Which Is Which.

According to a Drudge Report headline, Time magazine issued a "Most Influential" people list and omitted President Bush but included Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake.

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In other news, a recently released poll indicates that National Enquirer has surpassed both Time and Newsweek as the "most trustworthy source of news for a weekly publication" by a margin of over 41%.

Posted by Cathy at May 3, 2007 10:08 AM
Comments

Dear God, just shoot me now. This is ridiculous. I'm getting too old and cranky. Justin Timberlake? AARRGGHHHHH.........

Posted by: Mary at May 3, 2007 12:36 PM

For those who still put credence in Time, Justin Timberlake probably is more influential than President Bush.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 3, 2007 12:49 PM

That's not even the worst of them. They also list Kate Moss, who as far as I can determine is an anorexic, heroin abusing supermodel. The only time I hear about her is when shes entering rehab or getting beaten by her heroin addicted boyfriend. I shudder to think who she's influencing in this world.

Posted by: kingdavid at May 4, 2007 08:38 AM