It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you are leaving on vacation, you can guarantee that either one of two events will occur withing hours of your departure:
A child will get sick.The dog is nearly ten. Am I forgiven for thinking that putting him down might be a quicker solution than a bath at this point? Posted by Cathy at April 13, 2007 02:12 PMThe dog will run away only to come home an hour later with poop thickly smeared in his fur and caked under his collar and when you recover from the smell, the dog will have already jumped up a chair. Or two.
Clean up a poopy dog or go to a waterpark. About even money on where the highest concentration of e.coli is. Have fun at the the water park.
Posted by: davep at April 13, 2007 03:08 PMBetter than the dog getting sick and the child coming home covered in poop.
Posted by: aelfheld at April 13, 2007 08:51 PM