The Governor has been battling some sort of virus/asthma/alien body takeover that wakes him with coughing fits in the early hours of the morning. Fortunately for me, Boomerang has some quality programming at that time, so I've had a break from weight loss info-mercials and Corey Feldman movies as I've sat up and nursed The Gov back to sleep.
Unfortunatley for me, the lack of sleep is starting to take its toll. I can't bring myself to toss a load of laundry in the washer or clean off the kitchen table so we have a place to eat. Instead, I sit staring at the wall pondering really deep thoughts like this:
If I was injured in a car accident and had to go to the ER with a broken leg and busted ribs...would I rather have done a flawless job of shaving in the shower that morning but have put on the old, cotton, threadbare, mismatched underwear and bra? Or would I rather be caught with a top-drawer, coordinating set of silky skivvies and bra but have stubbly legs and underarms? A strictly either-or situation.I'm still going back and forth on this. Somebody weigh in - tell me what you'd choose. Because I'm not going to be able to get any housework done until I decide.
Men, you are exempt. Unless you have some really nice matching underwear you'd like to brag about.
Posted by Cathy at October 31, 2006 03:23 PMBad underwear.
Posted by: Pam at October 31, 2006 06:29 PMI'd go with the hot lingerie. Dr. McDreamy won't care if you have stubbly legs if you're looking really hot!
Posted by: DeannP at November 1, 2006 03:28 PMDefinently bad underwear. Hairy legs and underarms, even my own, gross me out!
Posted by: Aunt S at November 1, 2006 06:17 PMThis really isn't a matter of style, but of practicality. Since the ER will routinely cut the underwear off of you, you might as well sacrifice the set you should have already thrown out anyway. That way you preserve the nice set, which you can then have someone bring to you once you've been installed in a hospital room and have to walk around in those open-backed robes. That's where a snazzy set of drawers can really come in handy!
Posted by: Night Writer at November 1, 2006 10:31 PM