August 08, 2006

Mother Dearest

There are certain members of my family who believe I am an overly strict disciplinarian. I have heard, on more than one occasion, "Oh, you're being too hard on those boys!"

Ponder this: yesterday I took the boys swimming. We were out in the middle of the lake horsing around when I grabbed The Governor and brought him close for a hug. We were nose to nose, bobbing in the water and smiling at each other when he said, "Hey Mom! I'm peeing on ya! I unleashed my ultimate weapon!"

My response was swift and severe. And yet, the child still lives. A real hard-nose would have been justified drowning him on the spot.

You may call me "Pushover" from now on.

Posted by Cathy at August 8, 2006 09:40 AM
Comments

This is yet another reason I wil never have children. Ick.

Posted by: Pam at August 8, 2006 10:14 AM

I'm thinking the Governor won't be having any children either.

Posted by: Night Writer at August 8, 2006 10:41 AM

I'm afraid this changes your status from royalty to peon(actually peed on). Oh well, whiz happens.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 8, 2006 11:50 AM

Funny! I would have had a difficult time not drowning him myself. Excellent self-control!

Posted by: CrazyRideLady at August 9, 2006 09:25 AM

When do you expect The Governor to be discharged from the hospital?

Posted by: aelfheld at August 9, 2006 12:05 PM