The Nightwriter, bless him, still comes around to read once in a while. Or, at least he did last week because he tagged me with the meme that was floating around at the time: What sitcom character would you like to be?
Seeing as I've had little else to write about, I'll grab onto that life preserver.
What sitcom character would I like to be? Roseann.
[kitty forman laugh]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [/kitty forman laugh] You weren't even fooled for a moment, were you?
Right. I would really like to be Florida Evans.
Kidding again! But Florida is kind of a kick-ass sort of name. Florida is a gal who stops an armed robbery by smacking the criminal upside the head with her handbag. The handbag with the legally concealed Smith & Wesson. She doesn't need it. The robber is on his knees crying and she's got him by the earlobe and is jawing away at him until the cops arrive. You do not mess with Flor-i-da.
Besides, I'm not sure Good Times qualifies as a sitcom. That family could never catch a break.
Okay. I think I would like to be Samantha from Bewitched. The Dick York years. Good-looking, kind-hearted, and if you get on her bad side, she'll turn you into a dog.
Of course, if I were Samantha, the humane societies would be overflowing. And I wouldn't give my kid a name that's better suited for a cat.
**cool. I just saw that Ryan tagged me with this same thing a couple of days ago. Don't you just love having your homework done ahead of time?