Since my buddy Kevin has been out photoblogging major news events, I thought I'd one-up him and give you the inside scoop on the big story from yesterday: my afternoon with The Governor.
Given my obsession interest in dead animals, The Governor and I took advantage of the warm weather to take a hike around The Outpost's nature reserve (aka The Duck Pond) looking for deceased critters.


Located just off prestigious Outpost Drive, this private reserve is guarded by heavy security

at each entrance

and is usually a guaranteed cornucopia of lower food chain denizens, both living and decomposing. Unfortunately, the only wildlife we encountered was this guy:

He wasn't even dead.
We did find a clump of deer hair, but without a carcus attached...well, I just didn't see the point of snapping a photo of it.
Disappointed, we gave up and headed home. Then we heard thunder. And it started raining on us. We hung our heads and shuffled back to The Drive. I thought the inclement weather was perhaps someone up above scolding us for our morbid facination with the non-living. Turns out, it was just the opposite. He wanted our eyes pointed downwards so we wouldn't miss this guy, who was the victim of a hit and run:

Not much, but still, not a shut-out either.
I defy you to tell me that a dead snake doesn't beat the pants off a bunch of hippies toting a Che flag. The Luciador picture rocked though.
Yeah but did your dead snake try to knock your camera from you?
Posted by: Kevin at April 12, 2006 09:58 AMBut a picture of a bunch of dead hippies toting a Che flag would beat 'em both.
Posted by: aelfheld at April 12, 2006 10:58 AMDon't forget to take along a firearm. Sometimes nature needs help in providing dead bodies for your viewing enjoyment.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 12, 2006 11:11 AMSo, did it taste like chicken?
Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at April 13, 2006 08:51 AM