April 12, 2006

When I Win The Pulitzer For Photoblogging, Try Not To Be Jealous. Okay Kev?

Since my buddy Kevin has been out photoblogging major news events, I thought I'd one-up him and give you the inside scoop on the big story from yesterday: my afternoon with The Governor.

Given my obsession interest in dead animals, The Governor and I took advantage of the warm weather to take a hike around The Outpost's nature reserve (aka The Duck Pond) looking for deceased critters.

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Located just off prestigious Outpost Drive, this private reserve is guarded by heavy security

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at each entrance

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and is usually a guaranteed cornucopia of lower food chain denizens, both living and decomposing. Unfortunately, the only wildlife we encountered was this guy:

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He wasn't even dead.

We did find a clump of deer hair, but without a carcus attached...well, I just didn't see the point of snapping a photo of it.

Disappointed, we gave up and headed home. Then we heard thunder. And it started raining on us. We hung our heads and shuffled back to The Drive. I thought the inclement weather was perhaps someone up above scolding us for our morbid facination with the non-living. Turns out, it was just the opposite. He wanted our eyes pointed downwards so we wouldn't miss this guy, who was the victim of a hit and run:

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Not much, but still, not a shut-out either.

I defy you to tell me that a dead snake doesn't beat the pants off a bunch of hippies toting a Che flag. The Luciador picture rocked though.

Posted by Cathy at April 12, 2006 07:02 AM
Comments

Yeah but did your dead snake try to knock your camera from you?

Posted by: Kevin at April 12, 2006 09:58 AM

But a picture of a bunch of dead hippies toting a Che flag would beat 'em both.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 12, 2006 10:58 AM

Don't forget to take along a firearm. Sometimes nature needs help in providing dead bodies for your viewing enjoyment.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 12, 2006 11:11 AM

So, did it taste like chicken?

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at April 13, 2006 08:51 AM