Last night the boys and I went to a local restaurant with my in-laws. The place was fairly empty. Judging by the amount of time it took to get our food, the sole waitress was also the cook. I imagine that's why she looked a bit harried.
But The Governor put a little lift in her spirits. She came by the table and stood behind The Gov and let us know that our food was almost ready. The Gov looks up over his shoulder at her, smiles, and says, "You know, you're kinda beautiful!"
I'm not sure who was more taken aback - us or the waitress.
On her next trip to the table, he grabbed her hand and held on for a few moments. The third trip, he gave her a big wink. And as she walked away, he tried to reach out after her. I'm not POSITIVE he was going to pinch her behind, but it sure looked that way.
I was floored. I'm not sure where he picked up his moves. His father doesn't behave that way in restaurants. I don't. At least not in front of the children, anyway.
Good grief, he turns four in a couple of weeks. What am I going to do with him when he's fifteen? I just hope it's not watching his face on CNN as another teacher-student affair unfolds.
Posted by Cathy at April 4, 2006 05:07 PMHas he been dining with Grandpa Sonny?
Posted by: Aunt S at April 4, 2006 05:59 PMPosted by: Kevin at April 4, 2006 11:46 PM
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Posted by: Kevin at April 4, 2006 11:46 PMWow, That is one smart boy. And if he finds out that he can get away with it at the age of 4 because all the girls will think it's cute he will be getting more than I am getting at the age of 23. That's Sad but more power to him!!
Posted by: Zeb at April 5, 2006 09:19 AMSaltpeter.
Posted by: aelfheld at April 5, 2006 10:27 AMHeh, if we can have a vampire run for Gov, why can't the Gov be a pimp?
Posted by: Kevin at April 5, 2006 11:12 PMTake this as Pshych war fare.
Posted by: general at April 7, 2006 07:23 AM