Cathy in the Wright

Internal Posting

So the lads at Fraters Libertas are looking for an intern. I was thinking I might apply for the job. But then I read some of the job requirements:

All you'll need is a telephone, internet access, and a positive attitude. Qualified applicants should be web savvy, have an ear for baloney, know how to mix an excellent Manhattan, be proficient in Photoshop, have a well-honed BS detector, and live for research.

Unfortunately, I am not web savvy, I don't know how to bartend, and I thought Photoshop was browsing through clothing catalogs until The VP set me straight. I do, however, have an ear for baloney. Let me give you an example. That paragraph above? Pure baloney. Why? Because they all have significant others who read the site. If it weren't for the ball and chain factor, the job description would have read:

Must be willing to wear blue dress and know the difference between a Swisher Sweet and a Carlos Torano 1916 Cameroon Robusto.

Either way, I'm unqualified. Good luck, boys.

Posted by Cathy at January 4, 2006 03:18 PM