August 04, 2005

A River Runs Through Him

With all the hot weather we've had lately, the boys and I have spent a lot of time at the cabin. We have discovered that lake water, when consumed even in small amounts, has a laxative effect on The Governor.

You've never been truly stunned until you've seen bright green liquid shoot out of your son's rear end with the force of a Wagner power painter.

Leaves you absolutely speechless.

Posted by Cathy at August 4, 2005 06:42 PM
Comments

Way more information than I ever needed.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 4, 2005 10:01 PM

Depending on where you're standing, I'd guess it could leave you more than speechless. Do you need to make a call to the Mall Diva?

Posted by: Night Writer at August 5, 2005 09:04 AM

Eww!

Posted by: yayaempress at August 5, 2005 02:22 PM

Could shat through a screen door? I spent 8 weeks working at a scout camp this summer with 200 yards between latrines and thank God never had that problem.

Posted by: Stan at August 10, 2005 03:08 PM

Stan - how did you escape the inevitable with dozens and dozens of little kids who never wash their hands running all over the place?

Posted by: Cathy at August 10, 2005 10:23 PM