Cathy in the Wright

Have a Guinness For Me

Because Aelfheld is getting pretty excited for the North Texas Irish Festival, I'll get him in the spirit with the following joke sent by his fellow Texan, Gary.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

"Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" asks the priest.

"Yes, Father, it tis."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I won't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months; be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.

Have a great time, Aelfheld.

Posted by Cathy at March 1, 2005 01:52 PM