February 26, 2005

What The Well-Dressed Big Game Hunter Is Wearing

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Combining safety with haute couture. And can this boy accessorize or what? I love the .44 stuffed in the waistband of his Pull-Ups.

The Governor and his brother are currently tearing around the house pretending to be hot on the trail of a dangerous leopard. The offending leopard is apparently trying to eat all the "unkey monkeys" in the forest and therefore must be destroyed.

I tried to give the game a politically correct twist. Why not trap the leopard and relocate him to another part of the forest. The Senator replied:

Mom, he'd just eat the Unkey Monkeys in that part of the forest.
Got me there. Okay, how about you trap the leopard and sell him to a zoological garden somewhere?
Nope. He'd eat the zookeepers.
M'kay. Well, you know I've always told you that I have no problem with hunting animals as long as you eat what you kill.
Leopard steaks!
Somedays you cannot win.

Posted by Cathy at February 26, 2005 02:56 PM
Comments

If the boys want to see some neat pictures of their prey, along with other ferocious felines, go here: http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/

My favorite is the Golden Tabby tiger, but the ligers are amazing.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 26, 2005 09:08 PM

Some things must be universal, a natural thing to do. My younger son, who is now five, has used Pull-Ups and more recently underwear to holster his guns and sheath his swords. It's a cool thing for boys to do. His mother hates guns, which makes me like him doing it even more.

That nose sticking out from under the orange headgear is cute. I miss my boys being that young.

Posted by: The Ohligarch at February 27, 2005 02:13 AM

Leopard steaks! What an incredible blog title!

Posted by: Douglas at February 27, 2005 11:42 PM

I know that he's looking down, but at first glance, it's a little disturbing, it looks like you put the orange hat completely over his head and face. Come bring them in to visit Auntie soon!

Posted by: Sis at February 28, 2005 02:31 AM

That's logic for you!

Posted by: yayaempress at March 1, 2005 10:29 AM