December 12, 2004

My Heartbeat Will Now Slow to 12 bpm

Sorry there was no weekend posting. I was going to attempt some today, but the temperature outside is about 20 degrees, and with the wind, it feels like -5.

I am going to eat my way through five or six boxes of assorted, soft-center chocolates and finish them off with a couple sticks of butter and an entire turtle cheesecake. By Tuesday I should have packed on enough fat to last me until March.

See you then.

Posted by Cathy at December 12, 2004 10:06 PM
Comments

Or you could try one of Steve H's recipes.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 13, 2004 10:29 AM

The reason that your heart is slowing down is the it takes a long time for the valves to smash all the fat circulating in the blood. I love your new diet, if more people eat like this I will always have a job.

Posted by: DaveP at December 13, 2004 04:35 PM