Cathy in the Wright

A Little More Pumice Stone On The Heels, Please

Know what? If Bush wins tonight, I can't wait to read all the doom and gloom Letters to the Editor that will flood the Minneapolis StarTribune in the next couple of days.

Can't. Wait.

I may just have to break down and buy a newspaper so I can take it with me to the indoor pool where my cabana boys will apply moisturizers to my calloused soccer feet and feed me truffles. Godiva. Key Lime.

Of course if Kerry wins, my taxes will go up and I'll have to sack poor Marcos because who can afford to keep five illegal, undocumented, domestic staff members when, really, four would do.

Posted by Cathy at November 2, 2004 09:54 PM