October 25, 2004

Food For Thought

As I was walking to the bus stop this afternoon, I noticed small piles of what appeared to be fecal matter every few feet down the driveway. Technically, the dog noticed it first. I noticed when I realized the dog was stopping to sample each pile as we came upon it.

I couldn't quite figure out how this came about, until I remembered seeing my father-in-law driving the tractor through the cow pasture earlier in the day. He must have taken the driveway on his way back to the tin shed (tractor storage) and bits of cow manure fell off the tires as he went along.

So my dog turned the driveway into a 150 yard buffet line consisting entirely of poop. Can't wait to bring him to the nursing home tomorrow and let him kiss up the old ladies.

Just thought you might want to know.

Posted by Cathy at October 25, 2004 10:28 PM
Comments

Now you know where the phrase 's--- eating grin' comes from.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 25, 2004 10:44 PM