Cathy in the Wright

Advice

I received the following email from my friend, Terry:

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we are into the activities of hurricane season, we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua, and Peach Schnapps, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Lemme see...a package of Oreos, nearly a full six-pack of St. Pauli Girl, cough syrup with codine, 1/2 a tub of chocolate frosting...

Yep, this is going to work.

Posted by Cathy at October 8, 2004 10:45 AM