August 31, 2004
The Envelope Please...
And the winner for Most Phallic Foot Path Lighting at a Rest Stop goes to....
Dows, Iowa! Congratulations!
Ironically, it was at this same, award-winning location where I laid claim to the Gold Medal in the 200 mile Bladder Freestyle in Interstate Rest Stop Competition. The VP talked a good game. During the preliminaries, I heard a lot of "We're not stopping every 50 miles," and "Don't think I'm pulling over every time you need to go." But 75 miles into the trip, I was sitting comfortably while The VP was sweating from the brow. Really. I'm almost embarrassed to accept the win. It was too easy. I will add that I tested clean for drugs. The VP, on the other hand, was stoked to the gills on Sudafed.
If you're ever traveling I35 through Iowa, don't miss this historic (and mildly erotic) Welcome Center.
Posted by Cathy at August 31, 2004 08:14 PMYou have GOT to be in your 30's, yes?
I'd get 7, 8 feet after 75 miles.
maybe that's TMI.
Posted by: Chris Muir at August 31, 2004 08:43 PMThings a little slow around the outpost? I think it is a huge strech to call these objects phallic.
Posted by: DaveP at September 1, 2004 04:36 PMOh, I think they're phallic. It's almost like the condom is only halfway on and it just needs to be rolled down the rest of the way. Maybe it's just us girls who see this...
Posted by: yayaempress at September 1, 2004 06:18 PM