If I might, I would like to have a few words with the City of New Hope's Park and Recreation Department.
Dear Sirs:
Placing your soccer field next to a swamp was a less than brilliant idea. The 15 foot high fence you erected to keep stray soccer balls from swimming with the cattails is ineffective, as I found out this evening. I will pass over the particulars involved with tonight's debacle; I will only add that I am not to be held responsible for the destruction of an acre of wildlife habitat as I searched for the missing game ball.
I know the name of a top class asphalt company should you require their services.
Sincerely,
Cathy "I was picking briars off my jersey the entire second half" Camp
Posted by Cathy at August 13, 2004 10:51 PM