Yesterday after dinner, The Senator and I were sitting on the front porch steps enjoying the pleasant evening. He was also enjoying a frosted cookie. The last frosted cookie in the bag.
I scooted close to him.
Hey, Senator, that cookie sure looks good.I scooted a little closer.It is, Mom.
I don't suppose you'd want to give your old Mom a small bite, huh?I moved closer and leaned over and started to open my mouth. He kept on nibbling and didn't look at me, but slowly reached down, picked up his squirt gun and pointed it at me and said,No.
Ah, come on! Just a small bit. A little nibble. You'll never miss it.
No.
My cookie.Posted by Cathy at July 23, 2004 12:05 PM
It's good to know some people are raising their children right.
Posted by: Dan at July 23, 2004 01:17 PMAs I've known for a long time, the Senator is definitely a high-caliber child.
Posted by: The Professor at July 23, 2004 02:47 PMI'm so proud of the Senator! Only 15 more years and 29 days until he can get his own conceal carry permit....
Posted by: Aunt S at July 23, 2004 03:47 PMsounds like he was prepared. you must have tried pulling that one over on him before.
Posted by: yayaempress at July 26, 2004 12:00 PM