An exciting weekend for your most humble blogger, although I am hard-pressed to say which event was the pinnacle: nearly getting electrocuted on the soccer field (Dave P. is vehemently nodding his head) or driving home in a tornado.
Soccer players are an unusual bunch. (Refrain from sarcastic laughter, Dave P.) Yesterday there were nearly 40 of us playing under blackened skies watching the far-off lightning. Many sober, rational people would have taken those indicators as a sign to get indoors. Not us. We collectively decided that there was no danger until someone actually got hit and was a smoldering pile of ash in their cleats.
We came pretty close. We ignored the lightning as long as we could. And then there was the flash. The big flash that illuminated our very skeletons followed by bone-rattling thunder. We scattered like cockroaches. I think I was in the car before the coach finished yelling, "We're done!" It was hard to hear him anyway because the city of Plymouth started up the severe weather sirens.
In the car, I started heading for my folks house when I hear on the radio that a tornado has touched down in Maple Grove near 494. Swell. I just turned down the entrance ramp to 494. Plymouth is a few miles south of Maple Grove.
I wasn't sure what to do at this point. Debris is flying through the air, sirens are going off, the wind is nearly tipping the Blazer over...the only thing that kept me from losing it was the fact that there were hundreds of other drivers in the same boat. At least I wasn't going to Oz all alone. I sped south and managed to make it to my parent's house. My folks were huddled in the basement watching the mess on television.
The worst of the storms were over quickly, and when I got back on the road to head home, the sun was shining.
While I'm thankful I made it home safely, I'm still annoyed we didn't get to finish our game.
Posted by Cathy at May 10, 2004 01:34 PMWoo-hoo!!! Sounds like loads of fun!
Posted by: Jeff at May 10, 2004 01:54 PMAh - true convert. Lightning is striking players and spectators alike but the show must go on.
It was a bit of fun though wasn't it?
Posted by: Andy at May 10, 2004 02:37 PMI received a stern talking too about our skeletal illumintation and near electrocution. Nonetheless, I have to agree...I too am annoyed we didn't get to finish our game!
Posted by: Margaret P at May 10, 2004 02:40 PMUnusual gives the average soccer player to much credit, may I suggest -warped, twisted, delusional, dim ...
Posted by: DaveP at May 10, 2004 02:42 PMDave, Dave, Dave...make nice! You're married to one, remember? And don't get me started on engineers! ;)
Posted by: Cathy at May 10, 2004 04:41 PMAndy - how did you and Natalie do up there? It sounds like you guys were right in the path of the heaviest stuff!
Posted by: Cathy at May 10, 2004 04:42 PMCathy, I love your site! I found it through Andy so, Thanks Andy!
Posted by: yayaempress at May 11, 2004 12:38 PMWell thank you! I'm a little embarrassed getting visitors from the Yates; they're such good writers and far funnier than me...I'm afraid I won't live up to their regular readers expectations. Thanks again!
Posted by: Cathy at May 11, 2004 09:32 PMCathy, If a similar situation ever comes up again feel free to stop at our house! There is even a tornado siren across the street at city hall, so you'll be well informed!
Posted by: Kevin at May 12, 2004 12:50 PMCathy - we lucked out I think. We did the basement thing, blinds down, curtains over the blinds etc.. I expected worse than what we got. I'm sure we had scarier moments in Edina.
I see Ms Yaya has made her way over to the dark side! Before you know it, she'll be hankering for a house in Anoka, eating Lutefisk and getting all Lutheran on our butts.
Posted by: Andy at May 12, 2004 01:34 PMHi Kevin-
Thanks for the offer! I was so focused on getting OUT of Plymouth I couldn't think clearly. Otherwise I most certainly would have imposed. Especially because then I could have seen those puppies!!
Posted by: Cathy at May 12, 2004 10:57 PM