April 29, 2004

Today's Most Humiliating Moment

From yesterday, actually, but I was too embarrassed to post it then.

I leaned over the crib rail to pick up The Governor, and I passed gas. A delicate little blip, if I may say so. Quite feminine. All lavendar and roses. The Governor says,

"Did you toot?"

Yes. Excuse me.

"Do you need to change your pants?"

Fink. When I changed his pants I grabbed the Ben Gay. That'll teach him.

Posted by Cathy at April 29, 2004 10:30 PM
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