April 09, 2004

That's The Last $15 Of My Money The Republicans Will Ever See

I don't understand. I donated to the RNC. I got a SIGNED photograph of George and Laura. So where's my invitation to the White House Easter Brunch? Now I'm stuck. No where to go for Easter.

I guess we'll just have to host something here.

If any of my family is reading this, you're all welcome to come over on Sunday. Try not to think of yourselves as "second choice." I prefer "reliable backups." And Mom, I promise I won't tell any Democrat jokes. At least not until dessert.

Posted by Cathy at April 9, 2004 02:55 PM
Comments

For a two grand donation, you'll receive a pre-approved Visa with Georgie-boy's mug on the front. Very, very disturbing.

Posted by: picklejuice at April 9, 2004 04:33 PM

For the record, it was my boss who made the donation, *not* me. (quietly polishes "Kerry in '04" button)

Posted by: picklejuice at April 9, 2004 04:34 PM

Hope you're using a cloth to polish that button with, picklejuice. Otherwise your hand is likely to fall off. ;-)

Posted by: aelfheld at April 9, 2004 04:41 PM

Can I come?

Posted by: Geoffrey at April 10, 2004 10:47 AM

Only if you bring your brother-in-law so my mom has an ally.

Posted by: Cathy at April 10, 2004 04:06 PM

Sorry, Cathy. We're keeping the White House Easter celebration to a minimum this year. War footing, and all. I'll still be parking the cars, of course.

Posted by: Velociman at April 10, 2004 05:01 PM

You get to park cars?! How much did you have to donate?

Posted by: Cathy at April 11, 2004 07:42 AM