I stole this joke from Ross. I was just going to link to it, but since Ross has Blog*Spot...links aren't always reliable. I'm really sorry I couldn't throw Ross a link because I really like his blog: Three Sheets to the Wind. So if you get a chance, go over to his site and say hi. Ross says:
MOST OF THE TIME I don't think forwarded e-mail jokes are funny but this one got me to smile:
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC
Dear John:
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your President and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you will let us know.
By the way, were you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush