My mother-in-law forwarded this. I know you'll enjoy it.
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry wanting to be in the White House.The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down."
On the off chance you missed it, Frank J. posted a good one among other bits: http://www.imao.us/archives/001316.html#001316
Posted by: aelfheld at March 24, 2004 03:50 PM
This was part of Mark Steyns a column in the Sun-Times:
Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/steyn/cst-edt-steyn21.html