I did think about you all today. Really. Quite often. I cannot count the number of times I reached down for another chocolate bonbon and mused, "I really should go blog something." I apologize, almost sincerely. I had pressing issues to resolve today. Facial, manicure, or both? Massage or seaweed wrap? Divorce Court or America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget? Thank you for understanding my hardships.
Dry up, dry up. If there's one thing I can't stand it's sniveling. Tomorrow should be much better. I'm out of chocolate.
And speaking of Bob Saget, and I don't plan to ever again...I am very annoyed to think that talentless, unfunny, grandmother's pet probably has more money than I do. If Hollywood functioned properly, with it's own Darwinian food chain, he would be doing late night hemorrhoid commericals or holding down a seasonal gig as Santa in a LA strip mall somewhere.
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I apologize, sincerely this time, for the above. I didn't really sit on the chaise lounge all day nibbling bonbons and watching awful television shows. I was eating Hershey Kisses on The Senator's beanbag chair and watched some program about the Egyptian Pharaohs. I did so little today, I can actually feel the atrophying inside my skull. If the process is arrested tonight as I sleep, I may have some gray matter remaining with which to amuse you tomorrow.