This morning's highlights include:
Finding out that The Governor had been feeding Fruit LoopsTM to Breezy. I discovered his generosity after the poor girl vomited rainbow chunks of dog food all over the floor.
While I was cleaning that mess, The Gov dug through the pots and pans and located a heavy, 8" lid from a CalphalonTM pan. He threw it over the railing where it made a small dent in the wall as it rebounded off the stairs.
The Senator threw a tantrum of such apocalyptic preportions that I decided to keep him home from preschool. At one point he was so hysterical that he was screaming, "I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" I pointed out that he would be unable to talk if he couldn't breathe. He found that fairly insensitive and screamed louder, because everyone knows volume wins over rationality every time. And the reason for the big display? I wouldn't let him wear sweat pants to school.
How's your day going?
Posted by Cathy at November 24, 2003 01:09 PMNothing quite that dramatic. Of course the day isn't over with either.
Give my sympathy to Breezy - I have the same reaction to Fruit Loops™.
I am sure The Senator only wanted to wear sweat pants, because he's tired of the suits and ties you usually make him wear.
Posted by: Aunt S at November 24, 2003 05:46 PM