From Dave Barry:
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Harley for Men:

Harley for Women:

Don't start complaining to me...I stole them from Jeff's site!
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Dear Abby,
I recently read your column advising grandparents on how to administer "tough love" to misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild.
I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward.
Sign me,
Tough Love Grandma

(Thank you, Dave P., for sending this last one.)
That's all for tonight. I'm heading out of town for the weekend, so probably no more posting until late Sunday night or Monday morning. Have a great weekend.
Oh G-d, I love that last picture!
Posted by: aelfheld at October 4, 2003 12:06 PM