September 21, 2003

She Choked on her Soda, Making a Sound Like a Dying Giraffe

Rodger does it again! For some real Sunday funnies, go read this list of analogies and metaphors from high school essays. My favorite:

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Posted by Cathy at September 21, 2003 11:41 AM
Comments

Some of these analogies sound like they could only have come from experience - a frightening thought.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 21, 2003 12:25 PM

I am trying to hear in my mind the sound of a dying giraffe and for some reason, I cannot imagine what that sounds like. Do you think you could describe exactly what a dying giraffe sounds like for those of us who have never had the experience of encountering a dying giraffe? ;)

Posted by: Tiger at September 24, 2003 08:33 PM

To maintain the spirit of these wonderful analogies and metaphors, I am afraid I cannot help you. To offer any aid or clarity would be to ruin the fun. :)

Posted by: Cathy at September 24, 2003 08:50 PM