Jeff over at A Little More to the Right posts about my favorite feel-good group, PETA. It appears they are giving funds to the loony tree-huggers at E.L.F. (Earth Liberation Front).
Pretty soon even the animals are going to be saying, "Stay the h*ll away from us!"
Can't you just see a typical meeting for these ELF nuts?
Lead Crunchy: Welcome to the Earth Liberation Front's secret underground meeting. Today we are going to be talking about...Second Crunchy: Wait, wait. I thought this was the Liberation Front for Earth?
L.C.: No. Well, we used to be, but we split off from them. We're the Earth Liberation Front.
Third Crunchy: No, that's not right. We split from the Front for Earth's Liberation. Bunch of crazy b*stards. Made James Watt look like a Greenpeace spokesman.
Fourth Crunchy:I'm hungry. Anyone want to go grab a burger?
Chairs thrown. Fourth Crunchy mumbles "veggie burger" with her dying breath.
Apologies to Monty Python fans.
Awww. I'm sure they are just a bunch of misguided youth who will no doubt end up in therapy one day when they're grown and start shopping for a Ford Explorer because it would be so much easier and more comfortable taking their dream vacation of visiting all the organic farms of the midwest in an SUV instead of on their beloved bicycles.
Posted by Cathy at August 26, 2003 01:10 PM
I can certainly think of a few modes of 'therapy' to employ.
Posted by: aelfheld at August 26, 2003 05:11 PMyour a bunch of damn morons... dont gotta use abuse to get your point clear, fuckin dumb ass's!! uhm... join the green peace if you wanna help the ecysystem........
Posted by: matt tomsic at October 9, 2003 01:10 PM