I've collected quotations for years, here are a few, in no semblance of order. Maybe there's one you might like. Now The Chairman won't feel obliged to blog today but, instead, can deal with The Senator and The Governor.
You have sat here too long for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go! – Oliver Cromwell, dismissing Parliament in 1563.
"Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages." -- Barry Goldwater.
Intellectual rigor annoys people because it interferes with the pleasure they derive from allowing their wishes to be the fathers of their thoughts. – George Will
It is not always easy to say the right thing at the right time but it is far more difficult to leave unsaid the wrong thing at a tempting moment. -- Benjamin Franklin.
Arrogance is the illegitimate child of confidence and pride -- Pepsico Chairman Wayne Calloway.
There is no tragedy in nature so great as the murder of a theory by a brutal gang of facts.—LaRochefoucauld.
Three o'clock is always too early or too late for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle. -- Fred Allen
SCHRIMPTON'S LAW OF TEENAGE OPPORTUNITY
When opportunity knocks, you've got headphones on.
PAUL'S LAW
You can't fall off the floor.
CHAPMAN'S COMMENTARY ON PAUL'S LAW: It takes children three
years to learn Paul's Law.