July 04, 2003

Problem Solving 101

Last night I was getting a bit worried about The Governor. He had not had a bowel movement in two days. The VP and I were discussing whether or not to head into the urgent care center. Then I had an idea.

Given The Gov's penchant for polluting his bathwater with his own sewage...a warm bath might work better than all the prunes we'd been stuffing down his gullet.

After several minutes in the tub I still had no results. And then, in one of my rare moments of brilliantly clear thinking, I realized the problem. I started tossing bath toys into the mixture. Sure enough....Kapow! Blockage cleared.

I swear he was holding out until he could achieve the maximum amount of clean-up labor involved for me.

Posted by Cathy at July 4, 2003 09:17 AM
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