On my way into my game tonight, I was Road Kill Queen in my SUV. I ran over two snakes and hit a couple of pocket gophers. The snakes jumped me; they slithered out of the long grass right in front of my tire. SUV-assisted suicide. I feel bad about the snakes.
I’m not sure how I managed to kill the gophers; they’re usually a lot faster than that. Probably these two were slower because they had been filling their bellies with MY strawberries. Serves ‘em right.
And while I'm thinking about dead animals...there is no reason anyone in this state should go to bed with an empty belly with all the #@$%^ Canada geese we have around here.